Voting Absurdly

Bill returned from in-person voting today and declared it “absurd.”

Not because he doesn’t value the right and privilege of voting or because he had to stand in a line looping around the block. 

But because he went into a polling place fifty feet from a secure drop-off box, and had to re-complete the ballot which the state of Colorado mailed to us last month.

 

            (The yellow circle is the drop box, the door to vote in-person is in left of the tent)

He’d listened to candidate X carry on once too many times about trashed ballots and voter fraud. He’d started worrying about vote buying, as if that couldn’t happen at the voting machine. So he decided he needed to vote in person. 

He carefully studied and filled out his paper ballot with at least fifteen presidential candidates, justices to be retained or not, eleven local ballot measures, and twelve state initiatives. The ballot is six pages long. He took it to the polling place. There was one other voter there. 

He expected to transfer his decisions to a computer.  Nope. The machines are only to assist people with disabilities. The poll worker handed him a fresh ballot, exactly like the one he held in his hand. He completed the duplicate, they marked the old ballot void, and he was on his way.  

He felt badly about the waste of paper. And he wondered why every state didn’t make it as easy as Colorado did. We have a choice of in-person, mail-in, or one of the plentiful, secure ballot drop off boxes. He decided in the end, voting in-person voting was unnecessary, and under these circumstances, absurd.